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21 hours ago

I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A NICE BUM!

By  Amanda ScottWednesday, February 22, 2017 14:30

Isaac Mutambiri recovers from the beating. Photo by Amanda Scott  ~ 

HE TOUCHED someone’s wife and paid a heavy price for it.
Isaac Mutambiri from Matholesville was beaten so badly that for a while he forgot his name and didn’t know where he was.
He later said: “I will never do it again, but that was the best bum I have ever seen.”
The incident happened in the Roodepoort CBD, west of Joburg.
Isaac confessed that he had touched the woman’s bum.
She was crossing the street with her husband when he put his hand on her bum.
She screamed that someone had touched her, and her angry husband turned around and asked who had done it. Everyone pointed to Isaac.
The husband then beat Isaac until he fainted. When he regained consciousness he couldn’t even remember his name! By that time the couple was long gone.
The SunTeam saw Isaac lying on the road. When he woke up he was confused and asked: “What happened?”
But after about 15 minutes he came to his senses. Embarrassed Isaac said he was not proud of what he did and knew he deserved the beating.

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20 hours ago

I'M DONE WITH DATING MLUNGUS!

By  Margaret MlangeniWednesday, February 22, 2017 15:00

Tshidiso Moloi was left high and dry by his lover of eight years. Photo by Samson Ratswana  ~ 

TSHIDISO regrets taking his lover on holiday to spend some quality time together.
That’s because he is now all alone while his lover of eight years is in another man’s arms.
The SunTeam met up with Tshidiso Moloi (30) on Sunday, standing outside the entrance of Phiri Guest House in Tshwane.
He was crying hysterically, surrounded by three backpacks and plastic bags filled with clothes.
When he calmed down he said: “I will never date a white woman again.”
He said that he took two weeks leave from work just so he could treat his woman to a special Valentine’s Day.
He said they arrived in Tshwane last Sunday from Brits, in the North West.
“I wanted to show her how much I loved her. I had never taken her out because she was always busy looking after our three children.”
“Everything was fine between us until just now. We were in our booked room when we had an argument. It escalated and security threw us out.”
He said as soon as they were outside, they were approached by a mlungu carrying a knobkerrie.
“The man threatened to beat the hell out of me. I just stood there and watched as my girlfriend walked away with him.”
Tshidiso refused to say what they had argued about.
He said what worries him is that he was the last person her family saw her with.
Tshidiso said he will not report the incident to the cops.
“She left willingly. It was as if she had planned the fight because the man was already waiting for her outside the guesthouse.”
He said he wants nothing to do with her but he still has her ID, clothes and cellphone.